Congratulations, you're in love The lonely nights are gone
But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on
Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you're hands of her ass It's an embarrassing public display- Have you no sense of shame?
Or get a room, we'll all pitch in- If you'll go away
A string of spit connects your mouths, I'm trying hard not to look
And all the endless baby talk, is going to make me puke
I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head
I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead

Oh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh babe
Get a room, I'll pay for it- if you'll go away Go Away
Just bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused
Don't dry hump in restaurants, it's unsanitary and rude now it's dinner and a show, but I just wanted food
While you're having you're heated session, in the busiest intersection
Knock it off, now the light is green
Or get a room- we'll all pitch in, if you'll go away
Go away Go away Go Away Or break up Or fuck off Knock it off