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Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?

Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
We wouldn't need the police no more, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!
(yeah!)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?

Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Nobody'd ever get shot, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (makes sense!)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?

We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We'd all feel safe, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!

Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Everyone'd be equal, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!
Not me, i got me a rifle!
Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then i wanna get me a semi-automatic weapon!
You get a semi-automatic weapon and i'm gonna want an automatic weapon!
You get yourself an automatic weapon, i'm gonna get a super-automatic weapon!
Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then i'm gonna get a
Super-duper-automatic weapon with a cd-rom drive!
If you get yourself one of those i'm gonna get a
Super-duper-automatic weapon with a cd-rom drive, and a big old hard
Drive, and a big guitar amp so i can play btos
(rants on while the rest of the worms sing)

Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?

(still ranting)
I'll go so fast i'll be able to chase you from here to saigon, and
Then i'll shoot like little nerf rockets at you and poke you in the
Eye 'cause it'll have automatic like finger-poking in the eye
Things and i'll get myself another guitar amp