(spoken)

This is the greatest and best song in the world Tribute

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road
And he said:

(sung)

"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"

(spoken)

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said "Okay"

(sung)

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow

(spoken)

Needless to say, the beast was stunned
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay We are but men!"
ROCK!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

(sung)

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no
This is just a tribute
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world

(2-part skat)

(spoken)

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song

(sung)
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter