Tekst:
Was he a saint?
Was he a worm?
She's telling lies
That's what I heard
NBC's pissed
He's bringing them down
His cannibal kiss
Is all over town
In his room at night,
Marv bites, Marv bites
Marv Albert in the night,
He bites
If you're just friends,
Marvin will strip,
Grab your rear end,
Bite through your slip
Up in his room,
Won't get to sleep
He's after a thrill
Here come the sheep
In your bed at night,
Marv bites, Marv bites
Be afraid tonight,
Marv bites you, invites you to feast on his pipe
Then he wines you, then dines on you with his pearly whites
Marv bites
So cover your back,
'cause he's got the nerve
Don't go upstairs
Or you're the hors d'oevures
In the dead of night,
Marv bites, he bites
Speak into his mike,
Or Marv bites
And it hurts
Was he a worm?
She's telling lies
That's what I heard
NBC's pissed
He's bringing them down
His cannibal kiss
Is all over town
In his room at night,
Marv bites, Marv bites
Marv Albert in the night,
He bites
If you're just friends,
Marvin will strip,
Grab your rear end,
Bite through your slip
Up in his room,
Won't get to sleep
He's after a thrill
Here come the sheep
In your bed at night,
Marv bites, Marv bites
Be afraid tonight,
Marv bites you, invites you to feast on his pipe
Then he wines you, then dines on you with his pearly whites
Marv bites
So cover your back,
'cause he's got the nerve
Don't go upstairs
Or you're the hors d'oevures
In the dead of night,
Marv bites, he bites
Speak into his mike,
Or Marv bites
And it hurts
