MARK
Maureen's performance
MAUREEN
Last Night I Had A Dream I Found Myself In
A Desert Called Cyberland It Was Hot My
Canteen Had Sprung A Leak And I Was
Thirsty Out Of The Abyss Walked A Cow -
Elsie I Asked If She Had Anything To Drink
She Said, "I'm Forbidden To Produce Milke In
Cyberland, We Only Drink Diet Coke"

She Said, "Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over
The Moon"

"They've Closed Everything Real
DownLike Barns, Troughs,
Performance SpacesAnd Replaced It
All With Lies And Rules And Virtual Life
But There Is A Way Out

BACKUPS
Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith
Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith

MAUREEN
"Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon"

I Gotta Get Out Of Here! It's Like I'm
Being Tied To The Hood Of A Yellow
Rental Truck, Being Packed In With
Fertilizer And Fuel Oil, Pushed Over A
Cliff By A Suicidal Mickey Mouse! - I've
Gotta Find A Way

MAUREEN
"To Jump Over The
Moon
Only Thing To Do Is
Jump Over The Moon" BACKUPS
Leap Of Faith Etc


MAUREEN
Then A Little Bulldog Entered His Name
(We Have Learned) Was Benny And
Although He Once Had Priciples, He
Abandoned Them To Live As A Lap Dog To
A Wealthy Daughter Of The Revolution

"That's Bull," He Said "Ever Since The Cat
Took Up The Fiddle, That Cow's Been Jumpy
And The Dish And Spoon Were Evicted From
The Table - And Eloped She's Had Trouble
With That Milk And The Moon Ever Since
Maybe It's A Female Thing, 'Cause Who'd Want To Leave

Cyberland Anyway?
Walls Ain't So Bad The Dish And Spoon For Instance

They Were Down On Their Luck -
Knocked On My Doghouse Door I Said, 'Not
In My Backyard, Utensils! Go Back To
China!'" "The Only Way Out-Is Up," Elsie
Whispered To Me "A Leap Of Faith Still
Thirsty?" She Asked Parched "Have
Some Milk" I Lowered Myself Beneath
Her And Held My Mouth To Her Swollen
Udder And Sucked The Sweetest Milk I'd
Ever Tasted"

"Climb On Board" She Said And As A
Harvest Moon Rose Over Cyberland, We
Reared Back And Sprang Into A Gallop
Leaping Out Of Orbit!!!


MAUREEN
I Awoke Singing

BACKUPS
Leap Of Faith, Etc


Only Thing To Do
Only Thing To Do Is Jump
Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon
Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon
Over The Moon-Over The
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moooooooo
Moo With Me

(She encourages the audience to moo with her They do)

Thank You