Hey little girl won`t you come along, yeah
Well, I`m gonna take you where I come from, yeah
It`s a place with no heart, a place without pity
It`s a place that`s called the Mystery City

Hey!
We`re gonna take a ride to the Mystery City
We`re not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!
We`re leaving right now for the Mystery City
Got no heart, don`t want no pity

Hey little girl, you`ll love it there
Just backcomb your hair, let`s get outta here
We can`t stay here, this is nowhere
New boys waiting for you everywhere there

We`re gonna take a ride to the Mystery City
We`re not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!
We`re leaving right now for the Mystery City
Got no heart, don`t want no pity

There`s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
She`s waiting for me down in Mystery City
There`s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
She`s waiting for me down in Mystery City
Down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City

I knew you`d call this a paradice, dear
People judge you by the clothes you wear
Well, it`s a wham bam gangbang everynight there
I tell you everywhere else is just nowhere!

There`s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen
She`s waiting for me down in Mystery City

Oh, there`s a million girls waiting for me
Down in Mystery City, I don`t care
A million girls, million curls,
million pearls, million turds
Waiting for me