Tekst:
(chorus) - i've got large genitals, that i show to elderly women, at the
cost of 5 dollars a head i've got large genitals, bigger than your
mother's, and i just showed them to a guy named Fred
oh lord it's hard to be blessed like this: large testicles, and a large
penis who could ask for anything more? they're lyin' when they say size
doesn't matter imagine how hard it is on my bladder i can't go sideways
through my front door
(chorus)
there's a million uses for my dick i whip it out, and locks i can pick
like a swiss army knife only bigger it likes a martini with a twist of
lime it's a philanthropist, and it fights crime did you know that george
burke is a wigger?
(chorus)
cost of 5 dollars a head i've got large genitals, bigger than your
mother's, and i just showed them to a guy named Fred
oh lord it's hard to be blessed like this: large testicles, and a large
penis who could ask for anything more? they're lyin' when they say size
doesn't matter imagine how hard it is on my bladder i can't go sideways
through my front door
(chorus)
there's a million uses for my dick i whip it out, and locks i can pick
like a swiss army knife only bigger it likes a martini with a twist of
lime it's a philanthropist, and it fights crime did you know that george
burke is a wigger?
(chorus)
