If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
Do not put a fork
In the toaster while it is hooked up-
Or look out!
I did and I got caught in the current
It pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a look out
Remember all the rules they have for everything

When it’s very, very cold out
Do not put your tongue
On cold metal things, for example:
Stop signs!
I did and I had to pull some skin off
And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a look out
Remember all the rules they have for everything

When they’d taken out my tonsils
I brought them home
Kept them in a jar on the shelving
In my room
Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
I've got lots of things to think about at night

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a look out
Remember all the rules they have for everything