Ah miss g mary won’t you c please g come home from d(7) china
Bring a g bottle of whisky and a c tin cup g for your d(7) teeth
Em don’t you sneak d into the g back door c wearing some d(7) disguise
Em knock on the d front door in g view of the c temperance d(7) guild

Ah miss mary won’t you please come home cause I miss ya
Your old spinster sister don’t always give good advice
Look at her she’s in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff
He’ll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife

Chorus:
Ah miss em mary won’t you b please come home from c china
A come home from g china
D come home from c china am6

Repeat chorus

Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman
He don’t care if you come, he don’t like I do
He’s in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman
And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme

Repeat chorus x2

Em